Posts Tagged ‘limerick’

The Girl Who Sang

Posted: April 17, 2013 in Poetry
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The Girl Who Sang

I met a girl who sang a lot.

Her mouth was like a big ole pot.

When she opened wide,

Her eyes popeyed.

Reminding me of kumquats.

2013 Albert Moyer, Jr.

Grumpy Man

Posted: April 15, 2013 in Poetry
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Grumpy Man

Grumpy man, Grumpy man, chill.

You’re making everyone ill.

Your hair is a mess.

Stress makes you have less.

Why’s everything such a deal?

2013 Albert Moyer, Jr.

The Hillbilly

A hillbilly met a new friend.

 Who lived near a stream at the bend.

His banjo he played.

His moonshine he made.

The music it never did end.

2013 Albert Moyer, Jr.