The Pilot, Doctor, Lawyer, Harvard Grad, Old Man, and Teen- Humor

Posted: November 10, 2013 in Jokes
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My preacher told this joke in church today and I thought it was worthy of posting. Enjoy and laugh!

There was a pilot who knew his plane was going down so he left his cockpit seat for a parachute. He told the others,”There are four parachutes and five of you. You guys will have to figure out who get’s them. See ya!” He jumps.

So the doctor says,”I save and heal people, so I need a parachute.” He takes his chute and jumps.

The lawyer says,”I advise people, so I need a parachute.” He takes his chute and jumps.

The Harvard Graduate Students says,”I am the smartest one on the plane, so I need a parachute.” He takes his chute and jumps.

Finally, the old man says,”Young man, I have lived my life right, I have faith, and I know where I am going. You take the last chute since your only 16 and live life.”

The 16-year-old says,”There is not need for you to die sir. There are chutes for both of us.”

The old man says,”Well, how did that happen?”

The 16-year-old boy says,”The Harvard graduate student jumped out of the plane with my backpack.”

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