Archive for November 21, 2013


Connecticut – A Haiku

Robins in Hartford

Mountain laurel and White Oak

Along the East Coast

2013 Albert Moyer, Jr.



Colorado – A Haiku

Lark bunting singing

Rocky Mountain Columbine

Blue Spruce white with snow.

2013 Albert Moyer, Jr.


California- A Haiku

Poppys and Redwoods

Sacramento capitol

Historic bear flag

2013 Albert Moyer, Jr.


Arkansas – A Haiku

Mockingbird singing

Regnat populus power

Loblolly pines tall

2013 Albert Moyer, Jr.


Arizona – A Haiku

Saguaro cactus

Yellow Palo Verde tree

The Grand Canyon State

2013 Albert Moyer, Jr.


Alaska – A Haiku

Sitka spruce with snow

Willow ptarmigan so white

Forget-me-not please

2013 Albert Moyer, Jr.


Alabama – A Haiku

Yellow-hammer state

Pecan the official nut

Longleaf pine the tree

2013 Albert Moyer, Jr.

No Dogs Allowed

Posted: November 21, 2013 in Jokes
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A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink.

The bartender says “You can’t bring that dog in here!” The guy, without missing a beat, says “This is my seeing-eye dog.”

“Oh man,” the bartender says, “I’m sorry, here, the first one’s on me.” The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.

Another guy walks into the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says “You can’t bring that dog in here unless you tell him it’s a seeing-eye dog.”

The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says “Hey, you can’t bring that dog in here!”

The second man replies “This is my seeing-eye dog.” The bartender says, “No, I don’t think so. They do not have Chihuahuas as seeing-eye dogs.”

The man pauses for a half-second and replies “What??! They gave me a Chihuahua??!”

I have long been a fan of nuts. I love them in breads, cereal, salads, or just to snack. Some say they cost too much, but I say,”They are a lot cheaper than prescription drugs.” So eat more nuts!


The Autistic Kid – A Haiku

Spontaneous kid

Impaired only by beliefs

Non-verbal talking

 2013 Albert Moyer, Jr.