Archive for March 11, 2014

This is a quick meal that you can create anyway you like. For this salad, I added rotisserie chicken, mixed greens, grape tomatoes, red onion, carrots, pears, tricolor bell peppers, blackberries, sunflower seeds, and a little lime vinaigrette. Quick, easy, healthy, for when you are in a hurry.

Rotisserie Chicken Salad

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I often avoid eating out, because I can cook so much better, and spend so much less. This meal typically can cost $55 plus per person. One can easily make it at home with a little practice for $12.

Filet Mignon with Lobster Tail and Asparagus

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This was a throw together creation that turned out fantastic!

Pepper Steak Angel Hair Pasta with Kale

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I tell you this is one of my favorite dishes. It is very simple to make with a variety of recipes across the internet. Here is my version in a photo.

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Cajun Fly Swatter

Posted: March 11, 2014 in Jokes
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Marie walked into de kitchen & saw Boudreaux with a fly killer (Swatter).

She axe him, “Any Luck”?

He said, “Yah, tree males and two females”.

Marie axed, “Mais chere, how can ya tell em apart”?

Boudreaux said, “Mais dats easy…tree were on dat beer can, and two were on de telephome”.

Blonde Boudreaux

Posted: March 11, 2014 in Jokes
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Blonde B0udreaux

In the aftermath of Katrina, an Irishman, a Mexican and Blonde Boodro were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, ‘Corned beef and  cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I’m going to jump off this building.’

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, ‘Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I’m going to jump off, too.’

Boodro opened his lunch and said, ‘ Bologna again! If Ah get a bologna sandwich one more time, Ah’m jumping too.’

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
Then Blonde Boodro opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to  his death as well.

All three bodies were laid out at the same funeral home.

At the funeral, the Irishman’s wife was weeping. She said, ‘If  I’d known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!’

The Mexican’s wife also wept and said, ‘I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn’t realize he hated burritos so much.’

(Oh this is GOOD!!)

Everyone turned and stared at the Blonde Boo’s wife as she said, ‘Mais, don’t look at me. Dat idiot made his own lunch.’

Banana flower

 Bananas – A Haiku

We hang in bunches

Our flowers bloom from long stalks

Out sprouts the sweet fruit

2014 Albert Moyer, Jr.